Pressman

Sometimes referred to as "Press" "Man-Eater" or simply "Oh Fuck".

Commonly seen wandering around the fast food and drinking establishments of North London, the average Pressman can be hostile and extremely sexually violent. Especially on a Friday, Saturday, Sunday night and every third full moon.

sexually violent pressman I haven't got with anyone, not even a sausage free food

by Gorillabits February 26, 2011

pressing the olives

Male masturbatIon, the olives being your balls and pressing them to make "olive oil" come out

"hey man just start going to school without me, my olives are kind of plump right now"

"Hey man where's dave?"
"He's pressing the olives atm"

by kingbumii June 15, 2015

Gay Pressing

1.Being extremely initiated in gay way.

2.Doing an action in gay way being forced on you.

Ice was gay pressing Gary to go to a gay hentai shop in Japan

by Duzkval7/7 July 7, 2019

pressing

the opposite of depressing.

I am feeling very pressing today I have a high hope off a pressed day ahead.

by twichemo November 24, 2016

Pressing ham

When two dudes greet eachother, in a non-gay way, by lifting their shirts and pressing their bare fat guys together.

Two dudes: "Hey dude how's it going?" * They Press ham

Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"

Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"

by Drop-it April 1, 2017

Pressing

Pushing out a type of press (i.e. news/research) which is often misleading/click-bait.
Making it more important than it really is.
Same as 'making press'

A:The new just reported new study says pandas are aggressive and sex-crazed.
B: Jeez, can people stop pressing.

by StarryMayhem May 26, 2018

Pressing Paralysis

The phenomenon occurs when multiple defenders are in position to challenge an attacking player, but due to hesitation, miscommunication, or uncertainty about responsibility, none of them step up to engage. As a result, the attacker faces less resistance than expected, often gaining space or time to advance. This defensive lapse is driven by a diffusion of responsibility, where each defender assumes another will take action, leading to collective inaction.

It was pressing paralysis at its finest, three defenders doing the ‘after you, sir’ routine while the striker waltzed through like he owned the place.

by ThinkingManCa April 3, 2025