Also abbreviated as EPM; A group of people who exist in circles on Twitter, US Elections Atlas, and in our polling institutions that twist the data to favor their side in order to change the outcome of the election.
The Election Prediction Mafia was trolled excellently by fans of Red Eagle yesterday when they confirmed their analysis of the most recent primary to be completely false.
by god emperor blumpfth August 21, 2020
Get the Election Prediction Mafiamug. Replacement of your intended word by your cell phone's predictive text feature because you failed to space or were too quick (or thought you were) and you were really off a key and your cell didn't know what the hell you meant so it helped you out without your request. Strangely enough, sometimes you appreciate this feature because you can't always spell everything you'd like to say (but the cell can)!
"If you were turning to reach me, I was in the shower. - unrequested predictive text confused your slippery fingers and when you meant to say, "trying," it thought you meant turning. TOTALLY changes the meaning!
by Just1honey March 28, 2011
Get the Unrequested Predictive Textmug. From the song by the Kaiser Chiefs of the same name. Usually shouted at close quaters blurring the words together to sound like "ipredictariot". Used often in kitchens when very busy to exclaim the manic nature of working in a resturant and kitchen. The reply is often yes mate or i predict a riot in an even more incomprehensible nature. Usually the quicker and faster you say it the better.
by howser_uk September 14, 2006
Get the i predict a riot!mug. 
by Bro jerky December 8, 2018
Get the Predictive spetchmug. And even if I HAD predicted it directly, you would have been a wannabe tough-guy bitch about it. "Nuh-uh Hym! Israel would destroy them! They wouldn't even get a chances! We would kill them for trying!" Is EXACTLY what you would have said (and I know this for a fact you're dumb and because I'm smart and can deduce what a dumb person would think I'm about to think your thoughts and then I can think better thoughts in response to your dumb thoughts) and I'd still be correct because you wouldn't have taken the steps needed to prevent it even with the genius prediction I would have made had I had all of the information available.
Hym "I mean, I can't say I predicted it directly but I gave you a rough outline of what's going to lead to what. And now you're going to think "Well, oh now I can use that to..." and no. You can't. Because you're a retard. You're going to try to finesse the system so that YOU PERSONALLY (and/or your team) can stay on top (and I know this because it's all your limited brain will allow you to do) instead of doing the thing that stops that from happening. And you're going to do that because you're not capable of learning your lesson."
by Hym Iam October 25, 2023
Get the Predictedmug. <.7.9.7.The New York Post’s Sally Brompton brings decades of experience in astrology to her daily horoscopes and predictions for all 12 zodiac signs.
<.7.9.7.The New York Post’s Sally Brompton brings decades of experience in astrology to her daily horoscopes and predictions for all 12 zodiac signs.
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.The New York Post’s Sally Brompton brings decades of experience in astrology to her daily horoscopes and predictions for all 12 zodiac signs.mug.