Pyrrhic Pedestal

When someone expends way too much energy on something that isn't important, to make make themselves appear above another person.

You have won an argument on the internet, and have spent a lot of time proving your superiority over me... in a thread! Congratulations on your Pyrrhic Pedestal.

by Nartal July 22, 2021

Shitty Pedestal

When your dirty bitch breaks into the bathroom and hops on your cock in reverse and rides it while you’re taking the browns to the superbowl

I broke into the wheelchair bathroom at my local dive bar and saw my grandma donating a Shitty Pedestal to a homeless man. Bless her heart.

by shittyshel April 1, 2024

polish your own pedestal

To engage in excessively narcisisstic/vain speech or behavior.

When you polish your own pedestal, you do a fine job of letting the world know you think you're cooler than you are.

Thomas is normally a humble guy, but after a few drinks he really starts polishing his own pedestal about what a great Scrabble player he is.

by markolai April 7, 2013

Dick on the pedestal

Putting your dick on the pedestal is to operate in such a manner that you make women work for your dick instead of just giving it away.

The opposite of pussy whipped~

Also referred to as operation D.O.P.

I.e. instead of being pussy whipped, take back your manhood and put your dick back on the pedestal. Make your next girl earn her next big O.

Dick on the pedestal, adjective used to describe tactics that make girls work for your dick. The opposite of being whipped.

Operation D.O.P. Is a success, Iv got several friends with benefits now that Im making these girls work for it.

I put my dick back on the pedestal and now my girlfriend finally understands how valuable this dick is too her... she cleaned the house and gave me a blowjob this week.

Ever since I started applying operation D.O.P. Tactics my DMs have been poppin’

by Peacepuff December 12, 2021