Pottering

1) The act of talking to or having relations with one of your friend's boyfriends/girlfriends.

2) Going behind your friend's back to date their ex.

Amanda was pottering around with her roommate's boyfriend.

by Azita Johnson III November 30, 2009

Pootering

Pootering is the use of a laptop, or similar computing devices, while on the toilet.

Yeah, I took care of those emails while I was pootering on the shitter.

by New Horizon February 27, 2011

i-pottering

wasting time dicking around with your i-phone with no philanthropic result.

Did you finish your assignment last night ?

Nah, I started i-pottering and before I knew it, it was midnight.

by Snow Bear December 18, 2009

Potter'in

Using his extreme good looks in order create a chemical response within the opposite sex that causes them to 'jump on him', he then takes this as a sign that they wish to pleasure him with oral sex through tears and even if only 14 commonly resulting on him being spat on sometimes with his own semen.

The art of Potter'in

by Love_you_pots September 5, 2012

Potteric

That of a pottery nature. Anything that is made of pottery

Its ceramic so you wouldn't think it would crack due to its potteric nature.

by Deeright November 29, 2019

@potterisadilf

A girl that makes edits who make me wanna c^m

“Have you seen @potterisadilf’s new edit?”
“Yeah I almost c^med.”

by Tomriddlesslut1739303 July 25, 2021

Potterism-69

Potterism-69 is a virus that occurred during the outbreak of the COVID-19 pandemic. First founded in 2005 but by the year 2022 the virus has killed over 357,000 people across the United Kindom. Many believe the virus was caused due to extreme weather warnings, such as blizzards or druff which have been submerged into the atmosphere. This causes Potterism-69 to invade the air around us leading to thousands of deaths, especially elderly or new born citizens.

“Ayo I don’t feel so good mommy”

“Oh no son you might have Potterism-69”

“What’s that mom?

“Potterism-69, one of the most deadliest viruses in history, there will be a vaccine soon don’t worry son”

by TerryTheJanitor November 28, 2022