Office Porching

the act of sitting in Adirondack chairs while doing absolutely nothing preferably on an office porch but anywhere is acceptable; witnessing drama; or being the drama

hey guys we should go office porching right now

by Mrs. Gebroe July 12, 2022

funky poaching

To do off the books detective work, usually involving conspiracies and probably illegal, to find out The Truth and find the cure for your beloved partner, Special Agent Dana Scully's illness caused by tests done by The Consortium. Used by Special Agent Mulder in the series The X Files.

Mulder: "Well, pick out something black and sexy and prepare to do some funky poaching."

by brandy_1013 October 5, 2007

Juandre The Potch King

JUNDRE the Potch King is an urban legend first described and mentioned in early 2021 in Potch.

Who is JUNDRE the Potch King? He is a normal man by day. Work, studies, or invading other countries it's not formally known what JUNDRE the Potch King does during the day however at night things are far more interesting and why the legend has become so mainstream. it's said JUNDRE the Potch King once fingered an entire Hostile in 1 night while out drinking with his girlfriend.

Why is he so important in today's society?
Well, he brings hope and joy to many young and old. He adds certain masculinity to our strong Heritage

I leave you with a quote that is whispered and shouted across potch

Juandre The Potch King Once said, "Tonight I am gonna put the STD in STUD all I need is U?"

Tonight I will slay like Junadre The Potch King

I am gonna eat this Meal like Juandre The Potch King once ate.....

"Nah Dude I am not allowed in that area I am somewhat of a Junadre The Potch King "

by Descendent of JuandreThePKing April 22, 2021

Pochinka

A turd, stool, poo, poop, crap of unsatisfactorily small proportions.

Stu: Do you feel better having gone to the bathroom?
Holly: No I strained as hard as I could but only busted out a Pochinka.

by Brucesmithsshoeman September 1, 2009

mate poaching

1. attempting to lure someone of the opposite sex away from their partner through various strategies in order to mate with them and/or to prevent their partner from mating with them
2. a major cause of sexual conflict in mateships
3. an act that may lead to homicidal fantasies among ex-partners

Sarah is extremely jealous and feels that Don is cheating on her with Tracy. Sarah confronts Tracy and says: Back away from my man! Stop mate poaching!

by mating sexpert October 23, 2009

Patching

Patching is nickname used for people in discord servers that meows on command and bottom frag in valorant games.

Your friend: "Yo, this person was meowing in the discord call"

You: "Yeah I know she is Patching"

by nevimbrasko April 30, 2022

ski poaching

Usually just called "poaching", ski poaching refers to skiing or riding in closed areas.

Although closed areas are usually closed for good reason (ie: avalanche risk, etc), they are also often closed because they are deemed too dangerous for tourists (read: lawsuit). However, locals often enjoy and know how to ride these areas "safely" and will do so regardless... hence poaching

"I got caught poaching by patrol"
- meaning "I was caught snowboard/ski poaching by the ski patrol"

by annonymous skier December 22, 2008