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Pooper Paparazzi

(noun)
Somoeone who spreads their lover's (or sex buddy's) butt cheeks apart while they are passed out/asleep and snap, snap, snaps away pictures. Pooper Paparazzis don't hesitate to share their findings with all.
1. Marquisha: I think I had a run in with the Pooper Paparazzi last night!

Ashley: Why do you say that?

Marquisha: My cheeks feel loose but my butt doesn't hurt.

Ashley: Oh that Hunter is so SILLy!!!
by JMoneyCool August 28, 2011
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poporazzi

a noun describing police that wont leave you alone
usually detaining you for doing no wrong and always trying to make you admit to a crime you may or may not ahve comitted

they flash their lights all the time sometimes you feel like their own celebrity they love stopping you so much
"i get pulled over at least once a week for nothing except a overly polite conversation"

"you gotta watch out for the poporazzi they're always looking to blow up your spot for shiggles"
by Funk Doctor Blunt June 4, 2010
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Potterazzi

The people who are standing around taking pictures of Harry Potter World and blocking the lines.
The stupid potterazzi won't get out of my way.
by Joe Potteratzie March 26, 2011
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Paternal-Paparazzi

A father (or mother: see maternal-paparazzi) that always takes photos or movies of his kids no matter what they are doing.
That father is always taking pictures of his kids at the park like he is a member of the paternal-paparazzi.
by bigsky March 8, 2009
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Poopy Paparazzi

The act of spying on someone who is shitting. Performed in either a public setting or in the comfort of one's home by peering through small openings in stall and/or hiding behind shower curtains. Peeking over the top or below the stall while using flash photography is a common method but not necessary in these incidents.
Phil: "Dude, Maniel's taking a massive shit, let's spy on him"

Luke: "If you mean some poopy paparazzi I'm in!"
by PB & LS November 19, 2009
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pavarazzi

(1) One who photographs only celebrities who work in opera or other musical theater; (2) an obese photographer
(1) The Three Tenors were hounded by the pavarazzi everywhere they went; (2) I couldn't see anything because of that pavarazzi waddling around in front of me with his camera.
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pooparazzi

The well meaning, yet throughly annoying, people who want to play with and talk to your dog while you are trying to get him to go to the bathroom.
M: Why did it take you so long to walk Charles?

L: It took for ever to get him to go because he was so distracted by the pooparazzi. I finally had to go to another street so he could pee and poo in private.
by Mr. Jet Set October 10, 2008
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