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poser emo

one who tries to act emo for the sake of fitting in. but has no real life problems or anything to be upset over.
thinks emo is cute. acts emo because they think it is kool or "in". a prep who does it for the sake of wearing clothes with skulls on them.
prep: Oh my god! my life sux! so i went out and bought this 80$ shirt with skulls on it with my daddy's credit card.

me: go fuck ur self u poser emo... -_-
by meaghan o. August 6, 2007
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Power Pose

Power pose (n): a pose in which the poser puts her/his weight on one leg while arching the back, causing the booty to be exentuated
On Instagram, Jane's booty was humongous while doing the power pose, but when I saw her in person, she looked like a pancake.
by thfrancobrothers January 18, 2015
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JoJo pose

One of many dramatic poses from the manga/anime series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure that almost nobody would ever do in day to day life except for JoJo characters and JoJo fans, can also be used to refer to one such pose that is not from JJBA. Usually resemble poses you might see in a fashion magazine.
I saw some guy do a JoJo pose the other day.
by Debleb January 24, 2021
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Skater Poser

Note: A Skater Poser is NOT someone who sucks at skateboarding and/or is just beginning.

A Skater Poser is someone who claims they skate, but doesn't really. Reasons for someone being a Skater Poser include popularity and getting girls. They are usually seen carrying their boards around (some don't even own a skateboard), saying they can do tricks, and sitting around at the local park, insulting actual skaters.
*Real Skater falls doing a kickflip to nosegrind*

Skater Poser: Dude, you suck! I did that first try yesterday!

Real Skater: Let's see it, then.

Skater Poser: A cop took my board away.

Real Skater: Here, use mine.

Skater Poser: Uh, I have to, uh, check my, uh, house. I think, uh, I left my, uh, front door open.

*Skater Poser runs away*

Real Skater: Poser...
by youdon'tneedtoknowme July 9, 2010
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ass posse

A posse, usually small, that epicly fails at life and is stupid.
Let's get out of here! Greg is here with his ass posse and all they do is fuck around with their dicks!
by Nubnubs December 3, 2010
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The Pose

Common foot fetishist slang that's used when someone lies down on their belly with their feet up in the air.

This kind of pose is common when someone lies on a flat surface (commonly a bed) and can't keep their legs straight, so they bend them up in the air, making feet and especially: their soles, visible above the head/butt.

Since this situation is fairly common, so, fetishists are often in the outlook for photos like this.
"I'm looking for photos of X actress/model in the pose."
by ffreak_85 October 23, 2012
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facebook pose

An "I look so good from this angle" pose that people pull when someone is taking a picture of them that is likely to appear on facebook. Such pictures are usually taken at a concert/party/club, and are posted for no reason other than to make people appear successful popular and like they have a life.
by SYD_girl June 11, 2008
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