posts

Drinks and chill after a night out, opposite of pres.

Pub for pres, into town to get sloshed, and then back to mine for posts. Hows that for a Slice of Fried Gold?

by oranjeboom53 February 4, 2016

Post-it

When you wipe your ass with a long piece of toilet paper and then stick it to someone's car.

That's the guy that never tips. I'm going to leave a post-it note on his beamer while he sips his pumpkin latte.

by johnny k 77 May 5, 2018

post

A male homosexual who exclusively engages in anal sexual activity from the receiving end; a catcher

"That guy wanted to suck my dick! What a post!"
"I don't mind fucking, but it's your turn to post"
"For $5 I'll fuck you in the ass, but if ya want me to post it's gonna cost $20"

by Hooligan1/125INF December 11, 2008

Post

An excuse to create other genres of music.

Failure: "Do you listen to any Post-Hardcore Melodic Death Punk?"

Me: "Get the fuck out."

by Arking Nerdenheimer February 25, 2009

Post-Haste Post

The act of posting an image or text too quickly onto social media before it has been properly edited, resulting in errors such as misspellings, poor grammar, or improper abbreviations which can lead to feelings of remorse or regret in the person making the post.

Mary regretted her Post-Haste Post to Facebook of her husband Morty pictured at their 20th anniversary party with him holding a can of Coke in one hand and a piece of cake in the other which she inadvertently captioned, "Everything goes better with Cock"!

by Jetta101 February 28, 2014

Post

A piece of wood or metal stuck in the ground.

I ran into the wooden post used to keep the barbwore fence up.

by Q-Y January 24, 2005

Post

for a female to ejaculate all over a hookup's bed, usually leaving an embarrassing stain

Dude, she totally Posted all over my sheets!

by pooooooooooost February 4, 2010