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Postwench

When a dumb whore pours her guts out on the internet QQing about her feelings over and over again regardless of what anyone says or replies with.

Leaving just "tl;dr" to reply with.
Postwench: Well first off you have to realize that I was on my period, and I had just finished talking to my Mom, and she was really upset about some shit and I had watched a sad movie last night and I was feeling really upset.

You: tl;dr
by Mako like the Shark December 11, 2011
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postwhore

One who posts stupid shit just to be making posts. The Postwhore has no real purpose in posting except to piss people off and look like an idiot. Aka. Brondozzz
Post a single (.) in order to boost your posts
by Jesus_1 September 14, 2005
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Posada

A Christmas Tradition in Mexico. ... As part of the Christmas celebration, traditional fiestas called Mexican posadas (inns) aka PEDAS are held for family, friends, and neighbors. A posada is just another excuse to drink and get f*cked up, because nowadays one needs to come up with excuses to drink so one can hide the obvious problem.
Where is the posada at?
by LaMaravish December 6, 2018
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posa

Short for poser mostly said by Los Angeles skater type people.
Trae is a posa
or
TRAE POSA!
or
that skater kid is a poser
by kyl3xy69 April 14, 2008
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Jorge Posada

A misshapen scrotum; usually the result of obsessively trying to place your cock up your own ass.
“I really have to stop trying to butt-fuck myself all the time,” said A-Rod, “because I’m getting one heck of a Jorge Posada.”
by hebpro November 6, 2007
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POSWAHAW

-noun
pronounced: pause-wha-ha
P.O.S.W.A.H.A.W. stands for Piece Of Shit With A Hot Asian Woman. This word is used to describe the logic-defying coupling of a Hot Asian Woman (HAW) with a Piece Of Shit (POS) man of any age or race. The man is described as a POS due to ragged appearance, poor hygiene, subhuman behavior, ridiculous clothing, bad haircut (if ANY haircut), lack of job, BO, irreprehensible treatment of women, and/or addictions to drugs and alcohol.

Most often, the POS is a white male, unshaven with uncombed hair, wearing clothes with tears and holes, and refers to the woman as "bitch", even when in public. When in a retail environment, the POS 'lets' the woman pay for everything, and carry all the purchases as well. If there are children, the POS will let the woman carry them also.

POSWAHAW can be used in a sentence, or by itself.
Example 1:
Handsome Single Guy: "Every time I go grocery shopping, I see at least one POSWAHAW in the store. I can't understand it."

Example 2:
Handsome Single Guy1: "Oh shit, check that out." (points at couple)
Handsome Single Guy2: "POSWAHAW..."
by pournking February 20, 2009
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Posag

What happens when you squat behind a bush to use the bathroom and you get poop on your sack and gooch.
I really had to shit and I went behind a bush only to get some serious posag.

Poop
On
Sack
And
Gooch
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