pornish hen

A pornish hen is a woman (or girl) who posts risqué pictures of herself on Facebook or other personal pages; or who does so in internet communities. This is a play on the term Cornish hen.

Vickie posted that picture of herself losing her bikini top; she's become a real pornish hen.

by evil pop tart October 15, 2009

Porngub

When you have big fingers and accidentally hit g instead of h

I meant to type pornhub but typed porngub because of my big fingers

by Furrys aren't shit November 28, 2019

Pornguyver

1) n. Someone with the uncanny ability to find or access pornography from any device that could in any way, shape, or form connect to the internet.

2) v. Someone with the uncanny ability to destroy any and all computers with their reckless need to visit questionable pornography sites.

Definition 1)
Guy1: Your brother managed to pull up porn on my toaster.
Guy2: He's Pornguyver, what can I say?

Definition 2)
Guy1: Hey, can you come fix my computer, it's dead?
Guy2: What happened, did your brother Pornguyver it again?

by MephistoQC May 1, 2008

porngram

Text, IM, or email sex.

Wait outside while I read this porngram that just came in from my quantum fuck.

by Petunia Farmer January 19, 2009

Pornographic Memory

The ability to name, recognize, remember and/or recall every porno movie, picture, pornstar and moneyshot that you've ever laid eyes upon. (The greater the volume, the greater the commendation.)
See: Moneyshot

Sir Spanks-a-lot confidently deleted the recently downloaded Young-Dum and Full of Cum.mpg #5c, starring Aurora Snow, as his pornographic memory informed him that it was already stored on his computer's hard drive; cluster#: 43,600; sector# 165; Size: 133,455,000 bytes, et al.

by Jackie Treehorn March 7, 2004

pornography

95% of the websites on the internet.

Click here 4 free boobz!

by teh best evar January 12, 2004

pornographer

can mean one of a number of things :

a) photographer of professional porn stars

b) a derogatory term for for a person who puts torfies/midfies of themselves/others online. c) offensive term for a male photographing female lingerie models

d) a ted bundy/manson type character who takes pics of women after raping them.

have you ever seen a pornographer definition a)? I mean it would probably be Seth Cohen

by Uncle Dimma December 7, 2016