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pork sword 

slang name for male penis

"that man has a large pork sword"
pork sword by Sammii J June 21, 2008

pork sword 

Wow what a big PORK SWORD!!!!!!!

His Pork sword was speckled... I think he has been dipping into the cooter crickets!!!

Pining For The Pork Sword

When a woman is in serious need of penetration by cock.
Dolan: Hey Fav, what did you and the locals do last nite?
Fav: We flared a couple of fatties on Inn Street and then went to The Grog to watch some band.
Dolan: What up with the chick scene?
Fav: Mostly local MILFs out pining for the pork sword.
Dolan: You do any clam stabbing?
Fav: Did some finger banging behind The Thirsty Whale, not much else.
Dolan: Typical nite in the port.
Fav: Yup.

Porkswoard

A certain part of the male body. Mostly seen flapping around when males are running. its rather discusting to the naked eye,its actually painful to see.
Porkswoard by kaitbrit January 7, 2009

Sweet and Sour Pork Sword 

When you penetrate a women anally while she has "her rags" then slam it in to her vagina which will coat your sword in blood giving it a sweet and sour sauce look. Dunk the finished product in the mouth of the female when busting your nut to complete the meal
Ferris gave gabrielle the sweet and sour pork sword last night, she smelled and looked like a vampire.

porkswordsmanship 

"My wife and I enjoy the occasional bit of porkswordsmanship"