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georgy porgy 

Puddin. Kissed the girls and made em cry. This girl craves the indifference he feels, very sensibly, some 30 years on and still grieves, even though it makes no sense to her to do so. A Georgy Porgy is one of life's great teachers-- that just because something feels it must be mutual, in the way that 1+1 must always=2-- it ain't necessarily so. That it never is mutual, in fact. Even when we are fortunate enough to love mutually, there are still 2 loves, and they aren't the same. That these bridges between us are such fragile things, and that perhaps you don't really know what it is to love someone until they really are lost, over a lifetime, and yet they still haunt the corners of your consciousness. That even when you know all the reasons and all the lessons, those feelings are immune to rationality. That you can be truly happy in most ways and still harbor some deep well of sadness which offers to drown you from time to time. That you will never have resolution, whether you accept that truth or not. That nothing ever makes sense, maybe, unless there really is a red thread that binds us all. That life will go on. That you will love more widely than you ever thought possible, and you will have joy and outgrow grief, but never quite lose it as you thought you would at 18.
Georgy Porgy, puddin and pie, kissed the girls and made them cry.
georgy porgy by ugly stepsister November 22, 2017
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Georgie Porgie 

The act of pulling out or masturbating ejaculate into your partners eye causing it to become sticky and hard to see out of followed by having further relations with said partner.

"Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie. Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye. When her eye was dry and shut, Georgie fucked that one-eyed slut." ~ Andrew Dice Clay
She was giving me head when all of a sudden it popped out and she got a bit of a Georgie Porgie after that
Georgie Porgie by Dr_Specialist November 10, 2019
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To be a big fat piece of shit. No regard for human life whatsoever. Overall fat bastard. Tax evading piece of shit
George is such a porge
Porge by BanterousLad May 6, 2015

porgrammer 

An inexperienced or unqualified programmer. Pronounced: porg-rammer.
I'm tired of fixing Dave's bugs. That porgrammer can't do anything right.
porgrammer by zeitgeist_as February 24, 2009
porgy: an orgy exclusivly involving those of a larger bulk (fat bastards)
After eating his brick'o'lard and trio of steak pies, tubby bunting picked up his S&M gear and headed off to the porgy.
porgy by lord funkington May 25, 2004
Anything, everything, and nothing all at the same time
Excuse me, do you have any fresh Porgen?
Porgen by BBOOSTS August 21, 2018

Porgerian 

Portugal went to present-day Nigeria to get their slaves, but some of those Portugese men raped the Nigerian women and most of the time they became pregnent the father would deny the baby since they are darker then the normal Portugese child and thats how the term became Pogerian....Portugese- Nigerian.
My girl Vaani yea she got long Porgerian hair.
Porgerian by Porgerian queen October 19, 2006