porcha

An amazing female. Usually attractive. Humble for the most part. On the other hand, very moody but means well. Loves really hard, usually never feels hate or dislike towards anyone.

I met a Porcha. Omg<3

by P2555 November 5, 2014

porch climbing

Adj. Canadian slang term. To be wasted or extremely Drunk, in the state of intoxication after having consumed many alcoholic beverages or other substances.

Jessica: Did you see Dave last night?
Amy: Is it any different from any other night?
Jessica: He's just really into porch climbing, people respect him for that. He drank that fat frat kid under the table last week.
Amy: That was insane! After college, though, that guy's going to need some serious rehab.
Jessica: Won't we all.

by Lauren Lynch July 27, 2008

porch dick

An arrogant asshole sitting on a porch who makes a blunt comment.

That guy is acting like a complete porch dick!

by Sai Kopath March 8, 2015

Back Porch Light

The act of penetrating a pen light fully into someone's ass while the light is on and facing out. Then turning out the lights in the room creating total darkness except for the back porch light.

Bengy went over to Harvey's house last night and left the Back Porch Light on all night.

by Glenegade March 3, 2011

Front Porch Step

Front Porch steppin' it is the action of talking to underage girls in hopes of having sexual activities with them.

"Did you here about Johnny sexting that 14 year old?"
"Dude he's totally front porch steppin' it"

by Luca94 January 7, 2015

porchia

Stylish, fearless , good heart

Porchia is very creative

by Stylistpj March 13, 2017

porchin

1. Smoking weed on the porch or balcony.
2. The weed that you smoke on the porch.

"Hey man, are ya'll porchin tonight?"

"Yo, let's go smoke a bowl of porch."

weed, pot, marijuana, bud, joint, hash

by ziggybig November 4, 2009