poptart

Food to the Gods

God eats poptarts

by Sam Kimport October 27, 2003

portable chicken

A rotisserie chicken in a package with a handle on it that you can take with you anywhere.

A rotisserie chicken you buy at the grocery store -- making it a portable chicken.

by Mlister April 13, 2014

netflix and poptarts

When you're so lonely all you do is watch Netflix and eat PopTarts.

Bob: What did you do this weekend?
Jim: All I did was Netflix and PopTarts*Falls over crying*.

by Mr. Lonely666 October 29, 2015

Potabot

When a player performances is extremely weak including aim, IQ, etc

Jordan is a potabot

by YoungBotGod May 28, 2019

Portable Brody

The portable Brody has so many uses you can take one to prom if you don’t have a date you can walk while getting a kiss from one anything you need done the portable Brody can probably do

Female: Will you go to prom with me
Guy: no
Female: Guess I’ll just take my portable Brody

by Jacob black December 10, 2020

smuggling poptarts

any sexual favor that you don't want to tell your friends about.

Jennifer was smuggling poptarts last week.

by Nyutan June 17, 2009

Poptart

Some one of simple nature that does not have the basic instincts to navigate themselves through life.

Bromandudeguy1: Why is Simple Jack eating toothpaste?
Bromandudeguy2: Because Simple Jack is a real poptart.

by ChuckWagon19 November 7, 2010