PooTin

The leader of Russia who thinks its a great idea to invade Ukraine. PooTin is commonly referred to as mentally deficient.

PooTin is such a fucking retard

by Marblemaestro October 10, 2022

pootine

A pootine is the excremental routine one follows. For instance, one may use the lavatory upon arriving home from work every day, or immediately after waking up.

People can become highly distressed and irritable if their pootine is interrupted, and may begin to experience stomach cramps and/or feel bloated.

"The boss made me work overtime last night and it nearly killed me. I mean, the guy totally screwed over my pootine!"

"Now that I'm taking these evening yoga classes I'm going to have to change my pootine, the last thing I want is to have an accident while attempting the cobra pose!"

by Pancakepower November 13, 2011

Pooting

The act of texting while taking a dump at the same time.

Tom : Whats up?
Jerry : Oh nothing man just came home and starting pooting
Tom : Oh man i haven't pooted for like ages
Jerry : OMG I'm crowning so bad it's like I'm giving birth to a brown baby boy!

by pu3k September 30, 2009

Popotan

a lesbian anime, with complete lesibans who love each other and strip each other.. this is pure YURI! aggh.

I want to strip you!
No you can't.. ok
sure...

by Panzer April 20, 2005

Pootinanny

A vagina, referred to with a southern origin (much like the term "kooter).

"Dude, she totally puts out last night!"

"Oh really? And how was that pootinanny?

by Doug Life TTP July 20, 2018

Pootini

A word to express one’s disappointment in a martini drink or refusal of a bar to mix one. Often utilized by drunken single moms wanting to experiment with a Martini. Especially popular in the City of Calgary, Canada.

“Pootini” is developing into a very popular assertion amongst single parents that just want to go out, get drunk and get their pants off.

Barman: "No lady, we don't do that flavour martini mix here!"

MILF: "Oh pootini!"

MILF 1: Be careful of mixing that tequila with the Martini...the god forsaken-panty removing tequila!
MILF 2: "Oo Well I don't often say no to anything that ends in 'tini' unless it tastes like a Pootini!

by Mac the Knife May 10, 2012

done some Pootin

Excreting in very large amounts while you gamble your car with a homeless person.

Anon: Yo! Tramp....

Tramp: You fucking stink

Anon: I will gamble my car with you?

Tramp:OK. Have you just done some Pootin?

Anon: Yes.. Yes i have

by GooeyPootin December 3, 2013