poopstabber

A gay guy who fucks other guys in the ass

Leonard Howard you are such a poopstabber stop doing Tony Falls up the ass while he's in an EBA thong.

by andrew gallup December 28, 2005

poopstatus

When someone leaves Facebook or Twitter unattended and a friend of family member changes their status to an embarrassing update about pooping.

I have to go out for a second; don't poopstatus me while I'm out!

Or:

Oh no! I went to the kitchen for a second and my dad poopstatused me.

by ninjamidget12 September 4, 2010

glow in the dark poopstains

A poopstain that bleeds through your underwear so bad that it glows

Ahh man I my shit was soo runny I'm gonna have glow in the dark poopstains

by Madddddday March 22, 2014

poostash

simply a 'poo-moustash'. generally due to recieving a dirty sanchez or the partial construction of a dirty Bepe or even a dirty David

"i left her with a bottom full of man milk, a poostash and a smile on her face..."

by ThrashTang monkey October 7, 2003

poostalker

A parent of a new baby who is obsessed by their child's bowel movements (i.e. every new parent).

A: Crispin hasn't done a poo in three days; I'm waiting for a big one.
B: I'm eating my breakfast goshdarnit - you are such a poostalker!

by numbershaper May 27, 2010

Poostain

Anyone named Justin. Derived from the Spanish pronunciation, "hoo-stane".

Me: Have you seen Justin anywhere?
Friend: I haven't seen Poostain in weeks!

by Christopher Mingo December 15, 2016

pookstar

A term of endearment a wife uses for her husband.
(Usually the wife is much better looking and more intelligent)

Husband: Hey my beautiful, smart, modest wife how are you today?
Wife: I'm good Pookstar how are you today?

by muffdawg October 15, 2017