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musty pooter

A vagina that is stale or moldy in odor or taste. Hackneyed or trite; dull. Out of date; antiquated.
Ew ya nasty you got yourself a musty pooter.
by peniledysfunction March 3, 2011
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pooter-tang

The area between a woman's pooter (butthole) and poontang (vagina). A female version of a taint.
The pooter-tang is a rare delicacy where flavors from the north and south meet.
by Brian Phish January 25, 2008
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Pooter Pudding

A thick vaginal discharge with a distinct sent and taste.
Meredith was surprised to find a fine helping of pooter pudding in her white cotton panties.
by Brett Lu Pone October 31, 2005
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Pooter

Definition of {Pooter} is a Fat Fuck heavy From. Tf2 that equip the sandvich for the secondary slot to heal teammates or use it for itself. there are

{Default Pooter} is the Pooter who tries to help the team by throwing the sandvich towards teammates with 6/10 chance of the teammate dying anyway from miss calculations of timing.
{Friendly Pooter} is the Pooter who is retarded and will heal both teams and 5/10 chance of giving the enemy team an advantage and the Pooter dying in the process.
{Chad Pooter} is the Pooter who is skilled at being the Pooter. the Pooter will have 10/10 chance healing teammates without them dying in the process, and will buttfuck the medic a lot.
{Poor Pooter} is a Pooter who does not use the sandvich and only use the Dalokohs Bar or Second Banana to heal teammates with less health.
"Bad Pooter" is a Pooter who can never be good at healing teammates and when they try to there is a 3/10 chance of the teammate dies in the process from very terrible miss calculations.
"Braindead Pooter" is a Pooter who has no IQ and will never heal teammates because how new to the game, probably wearing the gibus, and pyrovision goggles. and never learned to throw the sandvich.
"Hey You Pooter" means that someone wants your special attention.
"fucken Pooter" means a Mad Fuck from the other team pissed off that he can't kill you while you are eating and the enemy dies in the process or your teammate is pissed off from you not healing your teammate and eat In front of them and teammate dies in the process.
"Thanks Pooter" Means that your Teammate/enemy hade a great time with you

"broke Pooter" means your Teammate is disappointed in you for using the Dalokohs or Second Banana for healing them.
"Retard Pooter" Means that you can not heal teammates and never learn how to throw the sandvich.
by Hoovybro2001 June 13, 2023
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pooter hole

noun....the asshole. as in the "poop hole". Best used to describe a man's asshole in a cute and playfull way for a prudish wife/partner.
"Oh sweetie....can you buy double ply next time 'cause this dollar tree stuff hurts my pooter hole"
by Elf Rapist January 1, 2012
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pootler

Someone who travels in a slow, leisurely and relaxed manner, most usually on a bicycle. From 'pootle'. pootle
'Clare is going for a pootle on her bicycle'
to 'Clare is a bit of a pootler on her bicycle'.
by ashuk August 18, 2014
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pootergeist

That time when you go to the toilet, you don't need to wipe, when you turn round, there's nothing there...

You have been visited by the pootergeist.
Mate, I'm scared, I've just had a pootergeist.
by Pooghost March 21, 2017
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