pootang pie

a big piece of pussy.

In her desperation, Karlita offered him a huge, heaping, steaming slice of her pootang pie.

by Jo_Jo February 16, 2004

Pootellah

Poo-Tell-Ah - A reference to the sweet Fruittella miss pronounced due to a strong Indian accent.

From the film Anuvahood

Customer: Have you got any Fruittella?

(Angrily expressing that he is sold out of Fruitella)
Shop Owner: Why you want bloody Pootellah.

by Jazzler October 27, 2011

Pooter Scooter

A scooter used to ride the pooter also known as the reproductive female organ. A.k.a the puss

I rode the pooter scooter so hard this morning up and down the block before work.

by Pooterscooter0420 November 14, 2011

pootang pat

V. Lighting a males pubes on fire and putting the fire out by slamming your vagina on it.

Rob: did you hear what happened to Jake's pubes?!
Shania: Mariah did the Pootang pat.

by Kayak25 January 13, 2014

pootie tang

An underrated and often overlooked movie about a Blaxploitation type character who fights crime with a belt and speaks in nonsense words that everyone understands. Pootie always respects the ladies. He is like a surreal Undercover Brother. Sa-da-tay, my damies! Pootie says "Don't baaaang tha dillies!"

It's a movie title and the name of that movies main character. Do you really need an example?

by FreeNachos November 8, 2004

Pooterus

(n) Anus or rectum when said orifice is used for sex.
Comes from a play on the word "uterus"

The professor of maths aimed to tutor us
But after the class? What he'd do to us.
With a girl he would snack
On her small, fur-lined crack
With a boy he would bugger his pooterus.

by Lee Marick. August 5, 2009

Mr. Pootato Head

A sexual intercourse maneuver whereby the male places a set of oversized sunglasses on the female's upper buttocks when in the "doggy style" position, and then proceeds to insert his member into the female's anus. Thus giving the impression that the male is receiving a blow-job in which the female anus acts as a mouth when paired with the oversized sunglasses.

I achieved the Mr. Pootato head. It literally looked like her butthole was giving me oral pleasures.

by Dr. Benzer June 5, 2011