poot

another word for poop,meaning digested food coming out of your butt

poot on you

by grundle monster September 24, 2003

poot

The ridge that runs down the middle of a man's scrotum.

He made her lick his poot, which ticled him so.

by Sean Chris November 22, 2005

poot

Poot has been known as the lack of a male sexual genatle. Also to be known as somthing that rymes with 'woot'

Wow, that guy has a poot.

Woot to the Poot and in the boot!

by Jessen July 02, 2003

poot

a poo and a toot at the same time, poop ,fart

Somebody pooted...
Oh what's that poot smell?!?!
Your're a poot ball

by staringatpeoplehehe March 01, 2014

poot

An exclamation - to describe something that sucks, stinks, bites, blows, or otherwise exhibits gross inferiority; or, the negative reaction to an unwelcome situation. This is the proper, accepted British usage.

"That poots!"

by Robberbaron Snotbuckets October 06, 2008

poot

The act of taking a photo of ones self in the bathroom mirror while making a pouty face.

Did you see that lame profile pic of Yasmine pooting? What's up with that?

by alltheoldlionsza June 29, 2011

poot

to go poop...need we say more??!!

i pooted...

by jrs1234 November 27, 2010