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something you say out loud to yourself when slightly flustered or frustrated. simply a substitute for saying ''f**k'' out loud or under your breath.
*sigh*... ugh, poopstick.
by goldenbridgetroll February 27, 2023
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when you poop a turd halfway out of your ass and one woman performs fellatio on the half of your turd and another woman gives you a blowjob.
I thought I was just getting a blumpkin, but instead I got poopstick blumpkin it was freaking awesome.
by jjakaka March 18, 2014
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Poopstick Blowjob

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When you shit halfway out of your ass while your partner performs fellatio on the log.
Mindy gave me a poopstick blowjob and then she had to go to the hospital.
by TheOozinator May 16, 2010
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Poopstick Mama

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female parent of offspring named 'Poopstick'
If you have a baby (or a doll) and its name is 'Poopstick' that makes you Poopstick mama!
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Poopstick Ninja

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A stealthy gay man. A man that perfers his penis in another mans butt rather than a vagina. Poopstick can also be used in replace of "gay" when something sucks or is unfair.
(John tends to go to the poopstick ninja bars a lot and says that he is just going because his friends want to. I am beginning to wonder about his sexual preference.)

(This job is poopstick! I want a different one.)

(Aw..poopstick, I burnt my toast.)
by pittwoman February 11, 2010
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Incorporates any manner of severe, debilitating intestinal distress, usually with sudden onset. Whether solid or liquid, buttery soft-serve, or granola-style niblets, "Poopsick" refers to the inability to function normally due to the body's need to rapidly jettison ballast at all costs. Results in abandoning any previously decided courses of action.
"Nope, he got poopsick after dinner and didn't feel like making travel plans."
by andrewbw October 16, 2008
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poopsikins

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a romantic nickname to give to your partner
also a way to show how much of as baby someone is acting
i love my poopsikins
he was crying so much, i almost feel bad for that poopsikins
by Brozzzzz69 March 5, 2009
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