ghost poopie

when you think you take a huge dump but then u get up and theres nothing there.

ghost poopie is phonemenon.

by only$19.99,less s+h January 12, 2004

Poopichaun

Poopichaun is a little leprechaun that visits you after a night of drinking/smoking and eating shitty food...generally after you pass out he hops up on your chin, drops trow..and defecates in your mouth. He is responsible for that God awful taste in your mouth and your stank breath after a night of buffoonery..

wow..your breath is awful...poopichaun must have visited you last night.

by Poopichaun March 24, 2009

Pooping

A sacred time for a man. A time where a man can contemplate his day while excreting his waste. A man does all his critical thinking whilst pooping. A man often goes to the bathroom and poops when something needs deep thought. It is believed that if a man could poop for long enough, he could solve world hunger, poverty, and possibly discover the cure for AIDS. This magic time is referred to by many names such as, Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl, dropping a log, dropping a stink pickle, and releasing the brown hostage.

Friend One: Bill is still pooping, what's going on?
Friend Two: He's trying to solve Da Vinci's Code, give him a break.

by Big Eve January 12, 2016

poopie head

an endearing term to describe your loved one after they did something silly

You did what?! Rohan, you're such a poopie head!!

by PotatQueen December 15, 2019

Poopin whoopin

Originates from "coomin stoolin" wich is a slang word for stealing a cows powder. First mentioned in Diction*arium, a jackbox Game.
Mostly used in German Urban regions

Person 1: Ayo, did you see Clim poopin whoopin yesterday?
Person 2: Yes! He surely is the coomin stoolinh guy.
Person 3: 🥶

by DerEchtePhilosHelmWilhelm February 15, 2022

Poobis

Whatever the speaker wishes it to mean

“You’re a god damn Poobis”

“Look it’s a wild Poobis”
“I love Poobis”

by Shrek’s left nut March 8, 2019

poopascoop

To cup ones fart and swiftly manoeuvre the cupped hand to ones nostrils (or the nostrils of another). Useful in deciphering the health of the bowel and the contents of the previous evenings dindins.

Tarquin: 'Bertie dear boy, my olfactory sense deciphers a hint of truffle in your poopascoop. I also note a forthcoming haemorrhoid.'

Bertie: 'Jolly good show, bang on Tarquers!'
'Oh, and please may I borrow your Preparation H?'

by loufoo December 26, 2011