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pooposterous 

contrary to reason or common sense, utterly absurd or ridiculous in the context of shit
steve- i know it was you who shit on face last night while i was passed out drunk
tom- calm down steve, just put down the microwave it wasnt me
steve- that pooposterous! theres poop all over your hand, i caught you shit hannded, and now your gona get the shit handed to you real good
pooposterous by rawdogkilla November 10, 2013

Poopstergasm 

When your poop is so large, that it gives your anus the sensations of an OG mudbone size slong, some might even say that they look forward to their after school shits BECUASE of it
Dude "Mary" says that she likes poopstergasms better than me
Poopstergasm by Hockeysam3 February 8, 2015

Pooposterous 

A poo that is so large or messy that it defies definition.
Bill: How was that deuce, Jim?

Jim: It was pooposterous! I think I emptied my entire colon.
Pooposterous by T. Stunt March 24, 2017

poopmastergod 

The poop master, the ruler of fecal matter.
poopmastergod

Poopusher 

When one is significantly weaker and can’t complete multiple feats over their opponent.
He can’t bench 400lbs what a weak lil poopusher
Poopusher by Rifry170 January 20, 2022