poonyaporn

the act of being strange in several ways and then describing your spazzes as 'asian'.

that girl is such a poonyaporn! and I love her!

by swizzlestick21 March 14, 2009

Poonapping

v. This is for when you're in the middle of a long shift, you can't stay awake, and you're in between breaks. You go to the restroom to take a dump, and while you're there you fall asleep on the toilet for a 20 minute power nap. You then walk out of the restroom refreshed and relieved, and nobody can write you up for sleeping on the job.

Zac: I can't keep my eyes open.

Drew: Could you drop a deuce?

Zac: Yeah, I could poop...

Drew: You should take a poonap.

~poonapping

by mtfrkl March 11, 2015

poonarchy

A system of government where there is no government, just poontang. Similar to anarchy only there are rules that only involve vaginal intercourse.

poonarchy in the U.K. man!!!

by Jimmydick. November 27, 2007

poonarn

Pussy, can be used as an insult

You poonarn

by ludkinky January 23, 2009

poonany pie

A sex feast consisting of the best pussy you've ever had the pleasure to smash, lick, munch, eat, pile drive, bone, make love to, etc.

"Man, I just boned the tightest, wettest poonany pie last night!"
"That there poonany pie is some GOOD pie."

by KnowledgeKicks May 2, 2008

poonano

The vagina of a dwarf.

I went to the circus to scope out the poonano...

by pgg February 25, 2009

Poonag

According to T9 cellphone dictionaries, it is the correct spelling of "smooch".

"I am going to give my girlfriend a big poonag"

by Herpaderp September 20, 2009