Pool Crapper 

That kid that wont stop shitting in the pool and they keep making you get out because they have to clean the poop out of the pool and your towel is all the way at your seat so now you have to get out of the shit filled pool and shiver your way over to get your towel and wait for them to clean out the pool.

Lifeguard: "You have to get out of the pool someone shit"
You "Are you kidding! I'm gonna be so cold my towel is all the way over there!"
A pool crapper is someone who took a nasty shit in the pool now everyone has to get out so they can clean it

Pool Crapper by OKURNESSEABJ January 24, 2019

pool jumping 

The act of going into other peoples yard/property to go jump into their pool without their permission or them knowing to just swim or get wet on a really hot day.

David: Hey lets go pool jumping.
Pedro: Ight I'm down, but we gotta go pick up Jose cuz he knows where all the best pools are at.

pool jumping by pOOljUmpErz June 19, 2011

Pool noodle 

Being thrown around in bed light a wet weightless pool noodle

Jason Momoa can pool noodle me anytime.

Pool noodle by Barbiegorl December 3, 2022

Pool pisser 

A 30 something YMCA male who dives into the unoccupied kiddie pool and proceeds to urinate through his under armour shorts while staring at the life guard.

That ex football player amounted to nothing in life but a god damn pool pisser.

Pool pisser by Bdevil5 December 14, 2010

Pool Master Supreme 

The champion of billiards, the true supreme master of the game.

I am the Pool Master Supreme after winning all the matches.

Pool Master Supreme by Pool Master Supreme December 6, 2016

pool butt 

noun - the cleanest, freshest booty hole on a female. this can only be achieved by spending at least 5 min in a well chlorinated pool.

Person 1: Did you pin that chick's legs behind her head and munch that booty?

Person 2: Absolutely. We went swimming so you know she had the bombest pool butt.

The international symbol of pool butt is when you tightly curl your first finger and thumb and bring to your lips. You then repeatedly make loud kiss noises to simulate the act of kissing a booty hole.

pool butt by BROs in paradise August 26, 2012

Pool Nigger

Automatic pool vacuums. They do the cleaning, so your white ass doesn't have to.

Costing much less than that sexy Mexican pool boy. A pool nigger can keep your pool clean, and your wife faithful!!

Pool Nigger by Skyynet November 17, 2010