pooge

noun.
the semen from any male whose name starts with the letter 'p.'
"Were you with Paul last night?"
"Yeah, he pooged on me."
by splenda December 02, 2004
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pooge

1. To expel fecal tissue from ones anus and ones throat.
2. A combination of "poo" and "purge"
"I ate like 30 pieces of KFC last night, and i knew i was gonna pooge so i went to the bathtub and i was poogin' all night."
by Nate Schwartz April 27, 2007
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Poog

1. A small reptilian creature with overly large eyes and a stumpy tall. The scales look somewhat quilt like. It is as small as the average bug larvae, and is very unknown. It's lifestyle seems mediocre when you first look at it. It loves, and when anything happens, it dies. After dying they always dissipate. Leading to new life somewhere else.
Hey look! A poog!
Oh man, I cramped like a poog yesterday.
My sock drawer is infested with poogs.
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Pooge

A noun derived from the word spooge, can be used to refere to for someone who get's his knob polished too much
by The name April 01, 2004
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Poog

A Master of the "Upper Decker." (As in Guru or Professor.)
"Don't invite him to your house party, he's a real Poog."
"It's like that guy has a black-belt in upper-decking, he's a real Poog."

"Careful who you prank, you may be facing a Poog."
by ActiveEntertainment April 06, 2014
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Pooge

Someone with 99.9% good taste in men.
Sometimes visits Colorado (only once in a blue moon)
Enjoys cream puffs and mac 'n' cheese.
That girl reminds me of a pooge. :)
by Lizzerr slitherr January 18, 2009
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The Cult of Poog

A cult that religiously follows Poog's code, which is basically 'Poog do no harm'. I have no idea where Poog came from, but they are the most wholesome being to ever exist (shut up you'll agree with me). The cult of Poog often protects them at all costs, and basically praises the fact that Poog is the sweetest being to ever walk on this planet. I'm not kidding.
Person 1: Poog do no harm.

Person 2: WTF Allison? You again?

Person 1: Join the Cult of Poog.

Person 2: ...
by Froggity November 24, 2020
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