pooka

A "secret" girlfriend you keep on the side. She's generally of a lower social class and often has home colored hair and a kid.

I think I saw Jimmy with his pooka the other night, but he pretended he didn't know me when I said hi.

"I know you like him, but I think you're just a pooka to him."

by realgirlsguy March 12, 2020

Poofkin

When you put baby powder in your butcrack and you make your farts visible.

When Avery poofkined all around the room I gave him a good spanking.

by achoholicsementhrower69 October 21, 2010

trolled like a fucking pookar

it's when you get trolled so hard that you don't know what hit you

<cookie> slipknot, nickelback and metallica's latter albums are all pretty solid
<drcossack> nickelback? what are you stupid
<m0nkfish> haha drcossack got trolled like a fucking pookar

by sitar hero November 12, 2009

pooflakes

a flake of poo normaly found around the deepest corners of yor toilet seat normaly made by scottish people called euan kearney

" muuuum iv done some more pooflakes "

by Sam and cod November 6, 2008

Poofaced

When you get absolutely pissed up and can't see what your doing, as if someone has put shit in ur eyes.

''Yo homey how was the party last night?''
''Can't remember mann got absolutely poofaced!''
''Sick''

by Mikee dizzle May 11, 2007

Poofaucet

It is when you have uncontrollable diarrhea and the faucet is turned on full blast of excrement.

After drinking all night I had a case of the poofaucet in the morning.

by Sp1971sp July 21, 2014

pookaki

when your friends bury you to your neck in sand and shit on your head.

my friends took me to the beach and gave me a pookaki

by jordan reidmann December 29, 2004