Poopindering

The act of pooping while using tinder.

This morning, I woke up to an upset stomach and ran into the bathroom for good session of poopindering.

by Liquidwad May 22, 2014

Poo Finger

Custom single-finger glove designed to cover a surgically installed anus on the tip of one's own left index finger.

Did you hear about the Asian guy born without an anus? He saved his money until he was 55 so he could finally get it plumbed. Hope he had enough savings leftover for his Poo Finger.

by Dub Dub Lifer April 13, 2011

Poofing

The verb To Poof

A series of short small “poops” apose to one large poop. The very word poof could also mean “Dissapearing” or even “Cumming”

“Oh my Timmy cover your eyes that Rhinoceros is PoOFiNG”

a day at the zoo

by Burritodoodles tv (sket) May 1, 2019

Pottinger

Switch the N and G in pottinger and you get the deadliest insult

Person 1: Yo pottinger!
Pottinger: Stfu im reporting you

by peterguan February 12, 2020

Poofner

A man that only enjoys sexual intercourse with men but in reality likes women.

OI YA POOFNER

by Zane Sloan July 16, 2010

Poofing

The act of putting a Juul in somebody's asshole and taking a hit off of it

Mike: Do you want to do some poofing in my room?
Samantha: Eww no way! Your my dad!

by JustYourMomsPenis December 24, 2019

Pottinger

Someone who spins an elaborate web of lies to hide the fact that they are a thief

we had this girl doing work experience at my place, she kept pretending to be ill or in car crashes so everyone felt sorry for her, but in reality she was nicking loads of stuff from the office, what a Pottinger.

by Ivory Coast September 5, 2012