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pontificate

To poop on the pope. Normally from a great height, such as a poop deck.
Billy pontificated on the body of Jean Paul II as his way of remembering the good times they had shared.
by O_P September 28, 2005
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can also mean to spew shit or to be full of shit
by ^__^ June 28, 2004
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Pontifical High Mass

A solemn Mass celebrated by a Bishop or Cardinal. This Mass could be celebrated at the Throne or Faldstool. The Bishop are assisted by four minor ministers of the Crozier, book, Mitre and candle (three at the Faldstool).
Cardinal Raymond Burke celebrated a Pontifical High Mass at the local FSSP.
by Skyrim550 February 10, 2022
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after hitting the bong, we pontificated some crazy ideas
by roor March 12, 2005
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Pontificate

A euphemism used for "fuck." Succeeded by the previous, "whatever."
Ow! Fuck this door! I mean, pontificate this door!
by Cricketmon August 13, 2010
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My brain is awash with theorems and profundities that i can pontificate upon at length
by Shmishy🌝 January 6, 2018
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to stomp with one's shoe
Mr. White Key pontificates arachnids.
by kimiandkristin December 26, 2010
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