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Hand pockers

A man named hayden thought wheeler walker jr. Says “hand pockers” instead of “ham hockers
by Dumbass12369 July 12, 2022
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Punkerslut

"I saw a hot punkerslut at the bar last night!"
by Jessy June 11, 2003
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plonkers

A game similar to conkers that involves two men and their genitalia.

Each man takes it in turn to whack the opponents balls with their penis. The receiver must ensure that their penis is held firmly up and out of the firing line so as not to interfear with a clean whack. This is repeated until the lesser man concedes defeat and the dispute is settled.
"Man i think your girlfriends hot; I'll give you a game of plonkers for her"
by TheGayMaker January 5, 2008
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pongers

a mentally handi caped person from new inn my god who let this guy out of the womb what were they thinkin he likes the virginian and the bandstand
if you mix a clod of turf and a handi cap together voila pongers
by mr manunited October 28, 2007
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Punkerslut

n. A person who acts or says things most others don't understand.
by Marynella June 13, 2003
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ponker

A very smelly fart. Used primarily by little lions
P.u! exclaimed Simba, smell that stinky ponker!
by umfufu July 4, 2011
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plonkers

Nursery word for poos, after the 'plonk' they make when they hit the water.
Oh look, you forgot to flush the toilet and it's full of plonkers!
by David from Kingsbury January 20, 2006
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