ponderize

To ponder/memorize something

I ponderize a scripture every day.

by 100sreven7 December 19, 2015

Ponderize

A new word used in the Oct. 2015 general conference of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints by Elder Devin Durrant, which immediately became a social media sensation. Ponderize appears to be a combination of the words "ponder" and "memorize." Ponderize describes the act of selecting a verse of scripture, and posting it in a place where you will see it often. Whenever you see the scripture you will think about its meaning and how it applies to life.

After I ponderized the scripture “My father dwelt in a tent” (1 Nephi 2:15) I decided there is no way Joseph Smith could make that crap up... has to come from heaven.

by dontgetcocky November 22, 2015

Ponderize

A word that means to 80% ponder and 20% memorize a text, usually verses of scripture. Ponderizing new scripture each week can uplift and inspire the ponderizer. Most effective ponderization occurs over a 20 year period.

When I ponderize I feel a greater desire to follow Jesus Christ and have an elevated place or my thoughts to go.

by a21210 November 21, 2015

puddle ponderer

(1) One who ponders puddles

(2) One who over analyzes every detail of life and perceives meaning in objects or ideas that have none.

Guy: This morning I was looking at a drop of dew on a freshly mowed blade of grass and it made me think of how a human life can be cut down so cruelly by perfectionism.

Girl: I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously. You're such a puddle ponderer.

by jubezz October 30, 2010

Pondering Orb

To ponder a round blue ball

Person 1: I'm coming over you better not be pondering your orb
Person 2: *pondering orb*

by ohwellyknow123 November 29, 2021

A ponder of Midgets

is the term used to describe a group of midgets (short people)

Look at that ponder of midgets

by Ben_236 July 27, 2004

Cock Ponderer

Someone who is constantly thinking about the cock. The person whose ideas either become drafted into cock masterpieces, or they become a cock fiend and sell drugs to get some cock.

Damn, man, that chick was fiending for your D. I'm telling you, bro, she's a serious cock ponderer.

by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008