polish cow

the holy cow that is in the bible

holy cow=polish cow

by comic guy November 25, 2020

polish mount

Two guys in a sixtynine position

Bryan & Kent use the old polish mount to make sure they both get what they want on Valentine's Day.

by Bigboypdx March 5, 2017

Polish Panda

A Polish person with 2 black eyes

Jarek was bullying Mikolaj on the playground for wearing a yellow power ranger shirt, but when Mikolaj summoned his inner Megazord, he gave Jarek a Polish panda and sent his ass straight to nurse Kowalski.

by Boris fancypants October 23, 2019

Chocolate Covered Polish Sausage

While having anal sex, the girl has diarrhea all over the shaft and head of the penis. Immediately following, the girl cleans off the flecks and juices of the diarrhea with a blow job.

Girl: Sorry I'm not really in the mood for sex tonight...
Guy: Ahh, fine, can you at least give me a chocolate covered polish sausage then?

by PolishGuy291 April 9, 2010

shadow polish

Something that doesn't really exist, that can only be sold to the really stupid or gullible.

Obama's health care program is shadow polish.

by wjc January 9, 2010

You can't polish a turd

You can't make something that's not naturally good great even with the hardest attempts.

"After years, he's just never going to change his selfish ways." "Well, you can't polish a turd!!"

by SarcasticSeminar101 August 3, 2015

Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake

A line from American Pie: The Wedding. It basically means "holy shit, I didn't expect this..."

Steve Stiffler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake!

by Lemon Duck February 19, 2009