Politician
Politician by Zora12322 November 3, 2010
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a back-stabbing piece of shit that should have to live by the same laws as everyone else. Monarchy got fucking thrown out when WE the PEOPLE developed a little thing called the CONSTITUTION and BILL OF RIGHTS that apply to ALL PEOPLE including politicians, illegal immigrants, excons, etc. Funny how they think it's okay to vote themselves a raise and pass more fucking laws that we have to live by and they don't. Oh, and as for sex offender registries, there should be a registry for everyone and everything so we can air out all of our dirty laundry to the world because I think its important to know that my neighbor fucked his dog and got a DUI and has a meth lab. I don't know how I would get through my day not knowing that.
politician by justiceright March 17, 2010
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Politician by teh skipper May 30, 2009
politician
1. Someone who gets paid a lot of money to do basically nothing but tell lies and wear red white and blue ties.
Also commonly referred to as a weasle.
2. Term used to describe a liar.
Also commonly referred to as a weasle.
2. Term used to describe a liar.
politician by dirtbikechick January 16, 2009
Politician
A lying, unprincipled, selfless person whose dirth of self-respect compels him to desperately sell himself to any buyer. He derives all his self-respect second-hand from others, but he can never fill the bottomless pit where his ego belongs. He lacks serious convictions and has no heroes; he lacks the confidence and courage to hold and form his own opinions. He is not a man, but a mouthpiece of the fools whose approval he cherishes.
Example 1:
Bill Clinton: "I want a national healthcare system!"
*Applause*
After mid terms, in State of the Union address-
Bill Clinton: "The era of big government is over!"
Observer: "Damn, that Clinton fool is such a politician. Does he believe in anything, or does he just say what people want to hear?"
Example 2:
George Bush: "I will never support anything resembling a national healthcare system."
Two years later, signing Prescription Drug Act
George Bush: "Now, a single payer, the government, will buy your medications!"
Observer: "Damn, just two years ago he said he didn't want government involved in healthcare. Did he really believe that, or was he just being a politician and saying that because that's what people wanted to hear at the time?"
Bill Clinton: "I want a national healthcare system!"
*Applause*
After mid terms, in State of the Union address-
Bill Clinton: "The era of big government is over!"
Observer: "Damn, that Clinton fool is such a politician. Does he believe in anything, or does he just say what people want to hear?"
Example 2:
George Bush: "I will never support anything resembling a national healthcare system."
Two years later, signing Prescription Drug Act
George Bush: "Now, a single payer, the government, will buy your medications!"
Observer: "Damn, just two years ago he said he didn't want government involved in healthcare. Did he really believe that, or was he just being a politician and saying that because that's what people wanted to hear at the time?"
Politician by turibe February 19, 2011
politician
Someone with an IQ under 12
Person 1: Dude, that was such a dumbazz move he made
Person 2: Well, he's a politician, you can't blame him.
Person 2: Well, he's a politician, you can't blame him.
politician by BLABLABABLABLALBALBLALBLABLALB November 8, 2012
politician
a(sometimes) elected official, who is unaccountable to legislatures and citizens, and driven by interests that do not represent the public good.
Cheney: "Lets rebuild iraq"
Bush: "i have a good idea who we could hire to take care if this task"
Cheney: "Hehehe being a politician is easy, i know a couple of guys."
Bush: "i have a good idea who we could hire to take care if this task"
Cheney: "Hehehe being a politician is easy, i know a couple of guys."
politician by Willyturdler June 16, 2007