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plingus

A plingus is what you get when you combine a plumbo and a mingus.
She fricked my plingus last night until it ejected multiple mumblii.
by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 December 30, 2016
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polina

very sexy and hot
polina so sexy and hot
by sexyemo June 6, 2021
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polina

Polina=Perfect

She is absolutely amazing, VERY pretty and she deserves the world. she is beautiful inside and out. she is smart, intelligent, and super caring. SHE IS PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY ASF.

literally just the definition of perfect <3333
1: Polina is so pretty
2: Yes! She’s literally so perfect
1: She’s smart too
by thatgirlwithbooks November 5, 2021
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Poking the Purple Plum

To finger massage the male Prostate through the anus. Also referred to as Prostate Milking. Performed as a stand alone act or may be accompanied by the performance of fellatio.
While performing oral sex and slobbing on Carl's knob, his girl friend decided to enhance the experience and starting Poking the Purple Plum. Carl squirmed up until the second knuckle passed through his pucker knot thereafter, he enjoyed a good old fashioned milking of his prostate.
by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2015
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Exit Polling

To have anal sex with, created by Bill Clinton from his appearance on Family Guy.
You up for a little Exit Polling?

Are you asking me what I think you're asking me?

Well that depends on what your definition of jizz is.
by BlakeP July 7, 2008
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POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE

Simply said, having sex with a pregnant woman.
Billy Bob and Brad took turns with Angelina poking junior in the eye.
by mj_oblio September 12, 2005
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posing for animal crackers

It means you are sitting/standing around being fucking useless while everyone around you is doing something.
Hey, (insert coworker name here). Are you posing for animal crackers or do you think you might pick up the phone when it rings?
by Lady NY February 4, 2017
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