Smooch Plates

A childish version of the vagina.

Gee, would'nt you like to stick your cock in her smooch plates.

by Puddi.... December 17, 2008

Polites

The Canadian version of Pilates. A system of exercises designed to improve physical strength, flexibility, and manners.

Excuse me there, eh, I'm terribly sorry, didn't mean to rush you so rudely, but I may be just a wee bit late for my Polites class.

by Monkey's Dad February 24, 2020

Cheesy Plates

Smelly cheesy feet (plates of meat = feet)

Get your cheesy plates outta my face

by Cheddar Chief February 16, 2010

chilli pilates

Chilli Pilates (/pɪˈlɑ tɪz/;1 German: piˈla təs) is a physical fitness system developed in the early 20th century by Jóse Pilates, after whom it was named. The practice involves applying chilli powder to the rectum, resulting in the subject dancing around frantically on the spot, whilst naturally building up a sweat due to the fiery goodness of the chilli powder itself. Breathing is important in the Chilli Pilates method, as it is with living, otherwise you die, but it also naturally cools you down, a method commonly used by the boop-snooted floofer.

Gosh does my rectum sting, been going hard at that chilli pilates lately.

by Großer Floofen August 15, 2018

Crushn Plates

Lifting heavy weights, specifically 45-pound plates, at the gym.

You’re looking buff bro, you must be crushn plates.

by LeftForeRed February 10, 2022

pink pilates princess

a girl whom spends her time working out, making green juices and smoothies and chugs green tea every night

that girl gives me pink pilates princess vibes

by @valenciaraine January 8, 2022

Ass pilates

A stretching exercise one does with their asshole to re-tighten it from all that anal/gay sex one has been having.

Dude, I heard Jesse's such a gay, he has to do ass pilates to keep himself from shitting everywhere.

by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008