polak 

One of the Polish nationality. Hitler's first target. Homeland of King Brainwash i.e. The Pope.

Archie Bunker liked to make fun of Polaks.

polak by I'm Not jewish September 19, 2005

Polak 

Johnny Superbman’s Worst Nightmare

WHO THE FUCK DID IT? WHO DID A PENALTY? POLAK

Polak by Raimokurri July 4, 2024

Polak-says-what-index 

An index describing the level of "Polak" in a given sentence. Perhaps best used by Michael Scott, Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, in a lecture given to a local business school in Scranton.

Business School Student: "How has your Herfindahl index declined since the merger?"
Michael Scott: "Nice try. How's your Polak-says-what-index?"
Business School Student: "What?"
Michael Scott: "Thanks Kowalski"

Polak-says-what-index by SEO1988 January 20, 2010

Confused Polak 

A polish person who is led to believe they are Ukrainian. Usually Migrated to North America. Their parents are usually born in Poland.

Q: So Ulana whats your background? A: Ukrainian
Q: Where were your parents born? A: Poland
You Confused Polak

Confused Polak by Polopolo8888 January 6, 2012

Emili Gustović Polak 

Stupid dumbass hoe from Pula, she always yells and hits me. Love you <3

#1: Emili Gustović Polak is yelling again...
#2: I know she is so annoying.

Emili Gustović Polak by bubytruby June 13, 2020

Captain Polak 

A Polish man known for his destructive clumsiness and ridiculous antics.

James tripped over his laundry basket and headbutted a hole in the closet door. Captain Polak strikes again!!!!

Captain Polak by to ten chlopak December 29, 2007

The Smooth Polak 

the smooth polak is a polish guy who is very smooth. He always says yessss. He should have an italian best friend or else he is not a smooth polak. He usually dances good and has fowhawk. He should be polish and at least knows what pescha means.

An example of The Smooth Polak would be Robert Ambrozy.

The Smooth Polak by Klevs 1234234 June 18, 2010