by AnalAl December 16, 2016
Get the Pokey mug.A short, arrogant little goblin who's teeth overwhelm the whole room. Is very quick over the first ten metres, and has a strong aversion to hugs. Lisps are very prevalent among this species, along with bad hair styles, and (many) defects are common.
by Da_Purple_Alien February 18, 2017
Get the Squawky Porky mug.A Pooky is someone that is perfect in every way. For someone to be a pooky they must be beautiful, generous, caring, loving, smart, able to make you smile and be just all around amazing. A Pooky is someone to be cherished and loved as the prize that they are. Pooky's are one of a kind people and they should not be taken for granted.
Isaac: Alli, you're my pooky and because of that I will love you forever.
Alli: Oh I love you too but to a lesser extent.
Alli: Oh I love you too but to a lesser extent.
by McManfred November 15, 2014
Get the Pooky mug.Performed using one stick of the popular Japanese snack food, Pocky. One individual will insert one end of the Pocky stick into his or her mouth while the other person does the same with the other end. Both individuals will then begin to consume their ends of the Pocky stick, resulting in meeting at the center where both individuals will have a chocolate flavored kiss.
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Son, why does your duvet smell of poo and sex wee? have you been having one of your pokey bum wanks again?
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