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Pointy Bum Wank 

When you simultaneously have a wank while sticking you finger up your bum then proceed to point the shit covered finger at surrounding people.
"Just had a pointy bum wank in asda"

"Who at?"

"The man who was baking cookies"

Pointy-Tongue 

1. When one flexes their tongue into a "point" at the tip and then proceeds to go ham directly on the clit while giving oral. This seems to be inspired by shitty porn and not only doesn't feel good, it's an abomination and needs to be stopped.

2. One of the worst ways to eat pussy.
Jess: Last night Brian used pointy-tongue.

Sarah: oh my god, you should break up with him.
Pointy-Tongue by Jam Sandwitcher November 28, 2017

Pointy earred rabbit 

scientific name: Brennan Taylor

Silly rabbits that hop around sniffing the air with pointy ears. Not to be confused with the super cute floppy earred rabbits.
What a cute floppy earred rabbit! oh wait, never mind. It's just a pointy earred rabbit or a brennan taylor.

Pointy Haired Boss 

A sociopathic boss that is also the most inept, stupid human being alive.
Dilbert is managed by a Pointy Haired Boss.

pointy shit 

When you're sitting on the toilet and you feel the pain of a shit moving through your bowels in preparation of evacuation from your arsehole. When it hits, your hole feels like it's ripping in two and you're shitting an isosceles triangle.
"My arse was almost ruined by that pointy shit I did!"
pointy shit by Gypsy Goddess December 27, 2015

Pointy Tuppy 

A sharp looking vagina, can also be used to describe a female with an enlarged clit or a shemale.
1.Dude! That chick has one pointy tuppy!
2.I went down on what i thought was a chick, but damn she had a pointy tuppy.
3.Look at you and your pointy tuppy.
Pointy Tuppy by Freesausage August 7, 2007