Pocket-Cute

Pocket-cute: (adjective) A person, usually small in physical presence, who exhibits such high levels of adorableness in both aesthetic and personality that one feels a compelling urge to put said person in one’s pocket.

1. She’s so pocket-cute the way she fits her tiny little self into a giant jacket and waddles down the street. I just want to put her in my pocket!

2. Our waiter is so pocket-cute the way he charms us into ordering five glasses of wine – so little, smiley, and friendly. I just want to put him in my pocket!

by agaf January 18, 2012

pocket cheese

When I leave the house I often put a individually wrapped chunk of cheese in my pocket, but my memory is shit so I forget about it every. single. time.
Then when I find it later, I act all surprised and say "Pocket cheese!!" to my family. And then it's the perfect temperature for eating immediately.

Oh look what I found! Pocket cheese! Yum! I knew I'd get hungry while I was out.

by Lover of cheese September 3, 2020

pocket-call

To unknowingly call someone from your cellular phone, while it is your pocket, purse, or manbag.

"Last night while i was checking out this hot bitch, i accidentally pocket-called my wife and now i have nowhere to live. Can I borrow five bucks?"

by Justin Gilreath March 5, 2006

run yo pockets

meanin to rob a bitch of everything he got.

bitch this aint no game run yo pockets motherfucker.

by ice man x August 30, 2003

Put sunflower seeds in your pockets

A statement of extreme disgust toward someone. Popularized during the 2022 Russo-Ukrainian War by a Ukrainian woman telling a Russian soldier to put seeds in his pockets so flowers grow once he dies.

You are occupants, you are fascists! What the fuck are you doing on our land with all these guns? You should put sunflower seeds in your pockets so that they will grow on Ukranian land after you die.

by D_l_b February 28, 2022

yellow pocket

When you surreptitiously slip your penis into someone's pants pocket and let loose a squirt of urine. Sometimes performed for religious or tax purposes.

While Pence wasn't looking, Jarod slipped him two tablespoons of the old yellow pocket.

by Cthulhu's Jr. - evil burgers April 29, 2020

pocket healer

The guy/gal following you in PvP (in MMOs), healing you. Basically, your personal healer. Sadly, they're the first ones to be attacked if the enemies are smart. If they're not, they get owned. Be nice to pocket healers... or you'll die.

Me: Yo man, I'm dying here! Throw a heal plz!
Pocket healer: *heals me*
Me: Thanks! Sup, bitches? *proceeds to destroy enemies*

by vutraz January 7, 2012