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snot pocketing

The act of pushing snot around from the outside of one's nostrils to reduce discomfort in the near term, affording the option to wait until a nose picking opportunity arises.
Hey, the guy in the next car is snot pocketing.
by Waldo Schwartz April 29, 2004
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reverse pick-pocketing

Reverse pick-pocketing is when you take something(anything you want) and put it into someones pocket without them knowing it. I created this and have mastered it.
One time I put some construction paper into someones shoe and they didnt know about it.
by Jeramie Matsui September 28, 2004
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Pocketries

Items a man always puts in his pockets every morning before he leaves. Keys, money, pocket knife.
John: Where's Jeff going?
Ron: Back in his house, he forgot his pocketries.
John: K.
by Jeffrey Gamble January 13, 2008
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Hot Pocketing

Like smoking weed in a car (hot boxing), but when you enclose yourself in a blanket and bake the shit out of it: Hot Pocketing!
Joe: Brrrr, it's freezing out here!
Mike: I know, lets go Hot Pocketing up in this bitch.
by Charles McChuckles October 2, 2009
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Hot Pocketing

When you go into someones house, casually walk into their bedroom, crawl onto the bed, pull down your pants and take a massive shit between the sheets and fold them back over for your victim to find.
When I got home from work I wanted to just lie down and take a nap, but some asshole had been hot pocketing and my fucking bed was full of shit so I had to spend the afternoon burning my bed instead.
by BreadstickMagician December 8, 2016
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fish pocketing

To say that someone looks like a celebrity, even though they don’t.
Girl1: "That guy looks like an incognito Steve Carell."

Girl2: "No he doesn't. Stop fish pocketing!"
by LoviePie March 3, 2020
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corner pocketing

V. The act of inserting pool balls into a womans loose vagina and causing climax in which the pool balls fall into their appropriate pocket.
steve: hey mark what did you and stacey do last night?

mark: bent her over my dad's pool table and had some fun.

steve: no way dude, what did you do?

mark: can you say "corner pocketing"
by theonly1needed January 12, 2011
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