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plokijuhygtfrdeswaqlmknjbhvgcfxdzsa

Plokijuhygtfrdeswaqlmknjbhvgcfxdzsa is kinda like qawsedrftgyhujikolplmknjbhvgcfxdzsa except it is typed in the opposite direction. So let’s say your bored in class, and you want to do literally nothing with you class time and you have already typed in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujnikmolp, plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq, and everything else in the lower levels of boredom. But this by far is the highest and most creative level of ultimate boredom. Congrats to you
Hey, I am really bored out of my mind and I have typed everything I can think of into google. you know what, I think i’ll type plokijuhygtfrdeswaqlmknjbhvgcfxdzsa
by Flipity123 July 18, 2019
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plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq

When your fucked mind is bored as shit and decide to type all the letters from down to up backwards.
ima do a plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq
by gorilla gluestick June 14, 2020
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plompzakken

plompzakken is a dutch sex act where the woman where's a belt around her waist which she pulls tight. After which the vagina spreads open very wide and the man is able to put both his cock and his balls inside her.
Accidents have happened during plompzakken, where the belt snapped and the man is trapped with his dick and scrotum inside the woman. This is, needless to say, very tight, and not without pain.
A) Let's go plompzakken
B) Yeah, I'll get the belt
by Sadim January 27, 2008
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plkmnbvcxzaqwertyuiojhgfds

A thing you may have stumbled upon, because either you are procrastinating the fuck out of your assignment which is due in a few hours or out of sheer boredom. Maybe you have been searching these types of things for almost 2 hours already, and you wanted to find an undefined one. But guess what. I have stolen this one here. Go find your own. Or write another one just like mine, but mine was first, so imma be better.
guy: im so fucking bored
guy2: i know right! i already tried zasxcdfvbghnmjklpoiuytrewq and poiuytrewqasdfghjklzxcvbnm but someone got there first. try plkmnbvcxzaqwertyuiojhgfds.
guy: nupe some douche already defined it.
by katbeanS October 12, 2020
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plomise

verb. The act of pretending to promise something, while wholly intending to break that promise in spectacular fashion.
Yes Honey, I plomise I won't drink too much at the party...again.
by Zod000 February 16, 2006
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plokmnjiuhbvgytfcxdreszawq

When you get to the point that you are bored out of your mind more than qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and more then mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq! This extensive amount of boredom will also lead you to each a combo of letters in the urban dictionary and then write a definition for that combo if nobody else has.
"What does plokmnjiuhbvgytfcxdreszawq mean?"
by Im the only Andi March 21, 2020
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PLOKTA

Abbreviation for "Press Lots Of Keys To Abort". This is a mode of operation seen used by many computer users, and even on occasion by administrators. Users who use the PLOKTA method are often said to have "entered PLOKTA mode."

In the PLOKTA mode of operation, the user has attempted all sensible ways of exiting or stopping a hung or undesireable process (trying to close it, trying to force-quit or Ctrl-Alt-Del the program, trying to reboot the computer) and the attempts have failed. At this point the user will begin stabbing at the Ctrl-Alt-Del or Apple-Esc keys repeatedly and with greater force, then normally resort to bludgeoning the keyboard with their fists while screaming expletives in the direction of the offending application.

PLOKTA mode can also be applied to other electronic devices besides PC's. Other frequent victims of PLOKTA mode operations are vending machines, ATM's, Cell Phones, and any number of other consumer electronics.

It has been shown that, while an effective stress release tool, the use of PLOKTA mode generally does not restore normal operation of the device in question.
"Lance was almost done editing the footage in FinalCut when he gota the pinwheel of death and went into PLOKTA mode."

"Dirk was working on the new product docs when Word went belly-up. He went into PLOKTA mode and started screaming and crying at the computer."

For rather extreme video examples, search YouTube or GoogleVideo for the terms "Angry German Kid" and "Boom Headshot"
by Dirkus Maximus December 17, 2006
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