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plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp 

What you type when you are bored and don't want to do stuff that you need to get done, so instead you decide to press every key on your keyboard from right to left then left to right.
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plokimujnyhbtgvrfcedxwszqa 

Just... just please do the thing you're putting off. You're going to fail that assessment of get fired. Just do it. Please. For me.
plokimujnyhbtgvrfcedxwszqa is what I'm feeling right now.

plokijuhygtfrdeswaqlmknjbhvgcfxdzsa 

Plokijuhygtfrdeswaqlmknjbhvgcfxdzsa is kinda like qawsedrftgyhujikolplmknjbhvgcfxdzsa except it is typed in the opposite direction. So let’s say your bored in class, and you want to do literally nothing with you class time and you have already typed in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujnikmolp, plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq, and everything else in the lower levels of boredom. But this by far is the highest and most creative level of ultimate boredom. Congrats to you
Hey, I am really bored out of my mind and I have typed everything I can think of into google. you know what, I think i’ll type plokijuhygtfrdeswaqlmknjbhvgcfxdzsa

plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq 

When your fucked mind is bored as shit and decide to type all the letters from down to up backwards.
ima do a plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq

plokmnjiuhbvgytfcxdreszawq 

When you get to the point that you are bored out of your mind more than qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and more then mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq! This extensive amount of boredom will also lead you to each a combo of letters in the urban dictionary and then write a definition for that combo if nobody else has.
"What does plokmnjiuhbvgytfcxdreszawq mean?"
Abbreviation for "Press Lots Of Keys To Abort". This is a mode of operation seen used by many computer users, and even on occasion by administrators. Users who use the PLOKTA method are often said to have "entered PLOKTA mode."

In the PLOKTA mode of operation, the user has attempted all sensible ways of exiting or stopping a hung or undesireable process (trying to close it, trying to force-quit or Ctrl-Alt-Del the program, trying to reboot the computer) and the attempts have failed. At this point the user will begin stabbing at the Ctrl-Alt-Del or Apple-Esc keys repeatedly and with greater force, then normally resort to bludgeoning the keyboard with their fists while screaming expletives in the direction of the offending application.

PLOKTA mode can also be applied to other electronic devices besides PC's. Other frequent victims of PLOKTA mode operations are vending machines, ATM's, Cell Phones, and any number of other consumer electronics.

It has been shown that, while an effective stress release tool, the use of PLOKTA mode generally does not restore normal operation of the device in question.
"Lance was almost done editing the footage in FinalCut when he gota the pinwheel of death and went into PLOKTA mode."

"Dirk was working on the new product docs when Word went belly-up. He went into PLOKTA mode and started screaming and crying at the computer."

For rather extreme video examples, search YouTube or GoogleVideo for the terms "Angry German Kid" and "Boom Headshot"
PLOKTA by Dirkus Maximus December 17, 2006

qawsedrftgyhujikolp;azsxdcfvgbhnjmk,l..l,kmjnhbgvfcdxsza;plokijuhygtfrdeswaq 

when you get so bored that you reach enlightenment by typing in a diagonal line from the top of the keyboard to the letter below it, and continuing to do that until you reach the end. After searching up that definition, you decide to do the whole thing backwards, thus you are here.
"i just had seven lines of crack"
"qawsedrftgyhujikolp;azsxdcfvgbhnjmk,l..l,kmjnhbgvfcdxsza;plokijuhygtfrdeswaq"