Stalker Pause

The period that someone waits after seeing something new on facebook, so that they wont seem like a stalker.

Guy 1: Yo, I saw you "liked" her picture, about 15 seconds after she put it up. She totally thinks you're a stalker.

Guy 2: Really?

Guy 1: Yeah, but I used a 20 minute Stalker Pause, so I'm going on a date with her Friday.

by MickeyHess March 28, 2011

Plansexual

Somebody who is sexually attracted to the IcyVoid Lore figure, Planispheric.

Figure 1. "I think I might be plansexual."
Figure 2. "boi what the hell boi"

by DoorM47 January 27, 2022

venting plasma

The act of passing gas before a bowel movement to make one feel better untill the big moment.

Man, Mike was venting plasma for three hours before he FINALLY took a massive shit!

by oddmaster June 10, 2013

Lam Plaps

The name for the sound made when a person's buttocks slap together when running.

These new noise cancelling headphones are great for drowning out the lam Plaps on my morning run

by Fiveslicepie March 9, 2022

pause your game

To tell someone to stop talking or to stop someone from progressing with a certain course of action.

1. Daddy! Pause your game!
2. Baby, pause your game for a minute and go hit on someone else.

by RED-B January 5, 2019

pausin

It’s a dunk in nba 2k where you grab the rebound and run out and turn back to get a contact dunk animation
-created by the 2k center : Pausin

Bill: I’m bouta do a pausin on this center in the paint

by Dyn August 16, 2021

Plasmatic

noun: a mythical hobbit-like creature with a very small penis.

synonym: suckantelope.

That guy on chatroulette flashing his peen looked just like Plasmatic.

by gillyfish July 13, 2011