Platapus 

Some one that is just plain stupid.

That guy is such a platapus for thinking the world is flat.

Platapus by Melcabob April 2, 2009

platypussies 

1. The plural form of the word platypus;
A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal that frequents lakes and streams in eastern Australia. It has a sensitive pliable bill shaped like that of a duck, webbed feet with venomous spurs, and dense fur.

2. Frequently used term to describe a group of "bitches".

CAITLIN: I don't hang out with those girls anymore, they were bitches.
NATHAN: Fo' REALZ, what a posse o' platypussies!

platypussies by caitlin Perry December 14, 2008

platypussies 

1. The plural form of the word platypus;
A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal that frequents lakes and streams in eastern Australia. It has a sensitive pliable bill shaped like that of a duck, webbed feet with venomous spurs, and dense fur.

2. Frequently used term to describe a group of "bitches".

CAITLIN: I don't hang out with those girls anymore, they were bitches.
NATHAN: Fo' REALZ, what a posse o' platypussies!

platypussies by caitlin Perry December 14, 2008

duckbill platapus 

Dr.Hartwells prize winning medical science research group

duckbill platapus have a venomous gland on there back right claw

duckbill platapus by Dr. Hartwell March 23, 2005

Platypussy 

referring to a girl with a extremely abnormally flat vagina

"Dude, that girl I banged last night had one hell of a platypussy!"

Platypussy by Bre and someone November 7, 2009

platypuss

noun. Said of a fugly, fucked up looking person who is to cover their face permanently if possible.

Justin: Maybe you should ask her out!
Seantel: Ishu crazy??? She a platypuss!
Justin: I kno...bet she put out easy.

Sarah Silverman is such a platypuss!

platypuss by xndrso November 28, 2007

Platypussy 

A platypus sized vag
See epilatypussy

Wow man her's is so big!

Big enough to be a platypussy?

HELL YEAH!

Platypussy by Nasugi November 23, 2011