poasting

The act of posting on a message board in an obnoxious and pointless manner using terms such as "lulz", "n00b" or "fagz". Used as a form of humor.

posting spamming post spam

Jesus, this thread is 10 pages of nothing but poasting by Darkstar and Begs. Say something of importance for once.

by guitarguy9 November 25, 2007

plating the lamb

The "plating of the lamb" is: the wrapping of both legs behind the head by a naked female causing the vaginal region, specifically the labias and clitoris, to protrude in an open display of various consistencies that often resembles a small lamb attempting to suckle.

The display or, "plating," is often met with the most enthusiastic response at fraternity parties, tailgates and in the hotel rooms of married, Republican politicians.

I walked into the party to see Carrie plating the lamb. I wanted to vomit, but the guys seemed to love it.

by SweetGirl17 June 26, 2009

Pee Plating

when you pee in a shallow plate, freeze it, and slip the pee-disc under somebody's door in the middle of the night so that by the time they wake there is a pee puddle that they can't explain

When Jane awoke in the morning and went to get the paper she stepped in a wet spot and realized she had been a victim of Pee Plating

by Key Wester February 19, 2010

Flag Planting

The art of claiming items in a community fridge by planting a toothpick flag. You may plant it directly into any food item, or tape it to the side of a beverage. Becomes necessary when writing your name in sharpie doesn't cut it.

Once a system of flag planting is in place, you may also use it to claim un-flagged items. They'll learn the necessity of flag planting very quickly.

"Dude, John keeps stealing all my taquitos."

"Did you write your name on them?"

"That's the messed up part man, I did!"

"You better start flag planting."

"I've been forced to start flag planting to keep these savages off my party leftovers."

"Dude, who flag planted my PBJ?"

"That's your own fault, Tim. You know how it works around here."

by AbunDANt DANger May 5, 2010

phasting

Combination of "fasting" and "phone," describing the act of waking somewhere while being on a digital "fast" in the sense that you are not looking at your phone to check the time, emails, texts, or the news.

I'm phasting today.

by Ae5Ea8 March 5, 2015

Plashing

When a girl erupts and squirts her love juices on your face.

The young female attorney was plashing pedestrians as she peddled down 15th street in her short skirt.

by Ausbros May 11, 2016

Planting Party

A small get-together with 5-10 people where you smoke massive quantities of marijuana and listen to some groovy tunes to celebrate one's planting of his marijuana crop.

Jeremy: "Yeah dude, I'm going to be having a Planting Party Friday starting at 7 to celebrate the planting of my crop."

Dustin: "Sweet man, this should be some good times, how many people are going to come?"

Jeremy: "Probably only like 5. We'll have about half an ounce to cover the night, I'm working on making some groovy mixes for the night."

Dustin: "Awesome, man."

by Easy Rider 1 April 2, 2007