plaped

Extremely intoxicated, to the point of plapedness. See trashed, shit-faced, etc.

Dude, I'm gonna get PLAPED tonight!

by Durandal_7 March 25, 2007

plasphalt

recycled plastic is made into a heat absorbing material and is added to asphalt to displace petroleum and hydrocarbon pollutants

pave the roads with plasphalt

by rossss840 August 1, 2009

plapping

plapping is when a whiteboi slaps a dildo against their balls for pleasurex

i love plapping my bbc dildo against my infertile balls!~ ♡

by ariaalilia September 29, 2023

plamph

One who seeks sexual pleasure by sniffing a lady's undergarments.

"Oh, did you not know that Mr Robinson the maths teacher was a plamph?"
"He was alleged to have spent hours plamphing before going out on the rape"

by juux May 18, 2003

plampin

a mixure of pimping and planting

a ghetto pimp gardener's job

Grandma:I got you this fuzzy jacket

Guy: Sweet, give me seeds so I can go plampin

by Casemeister November 20, 2004

plaps

a big backside; junk in da trunk

yo, j'lo got mad plaps.

by cbizzle October 13, 2004

shart palpitations

the act of suffering a shart attack. followed by a series of moistening after sharts.

possibly after a night of imbibing an unhealthy amount of alcohol and protein shakes.

or a bad fish taco washed down with tijuana tap water

GUY1) man, i deserve a medal. i just powered through hung over breakfast with my fiances parents.
GUY2) that tends to suck...
GUY1) yah. it tends to suck worse when hang over farts morph into shart palpitations without any warning.

GUY2) sounds like a productive sunday.
GUY1) yah. i've had worse days... just wish i wasn't wearing white kaki cargo shorts
GUY2) i warned you about that

by ck slick June 3, 2009