Placenta Pie

The placenta of a women is removed after deliver of a baby during the 3rd stage of delivery, approx. 2 hours after birthing the placenta, it is added to a mixture of ingredients and made into the pie of all pies

Doctor: now that you delivered the baby the placenta pie will be ready in about 3 hours to celebrate!

by Abdulah-Josh February 8, 2009

Placentanniversary

The date associated with the placenta that was removed from the womb shared by you on the day of your birth.

Green Person: I was born 22 years ago, today!

Blue Person: Happy Placentanniversary!

Green: Thanks?

by Landler656 October 11, 2013

placenta kisser

A poor broke ugly man who kisses her placenta baby breeding ass because he is trapped in a rotten boring marriage and can't afford to divorce her. More than likely he just cheats on her with the beautiful intelligent girl who is not a ugly baby breeder.

No Man I can't go anywhere tonight because I have to go clean house, go to the grocery store and do laundry because I am a placenta kisser to my ugly baby breeder who trapped me.

by Wicked Witch August 23, 2017

placenta face

A Beta male who wishes to be connected to his overbearing mother by trying to get back inside her womb, and be fed once again by the umbilical cord. (Metaphorically speaking)

Chris is such a fucking placenta face! His mom taught him how to eat pussy, herself.

by Shitshow1986 June 29, 2022

All the dong placenta

The action in which blood and, in rare cases, gore comes out of somebody's penis

Alex - I was jacking it and felt a little sting and then whoops, All the dong placenta spilled on my bed linen

Brad - oh yeah man that totally sucks, should probably check that out with a doctor

by Shadmyre February 14, 2020

Placenta Milkshake

A perfectly blended fetus of an unborn child deliciously poured into a cup mixed with milk and topped with a serving of fresh wipped cream. (also served with a cherry on top)

Tom downed his Wifes' Placenta Milkshake without any hesitation, he even licked the cup clean.

by lawler00 April 9, 2010

placenta claus

A fictional charachter based on the fictional character "Santa Clause" who is a de-ranged twisted violent version of the round, jolly man who appears every December. Placenta Claus is bearded but it is not gray. Also, Placenta Claus is jolly, sometimes nice, and much skinnier than Santa Claus. Placenta Claus usually appears on the Friday morning after Thanksgiving in Cedar Bluffs, Nebraska. Typically, Placenta Claus makes his first appearence to Alan Parsons Project "Sirius" before a large crowth of intoxicated party-goers.

Why is Placenta Claus dancing on the table?
When is Placenta Claus going to appear?

by MALOUSEK January 2, 2008