pity makeout

When, after a period of one-sided sexual attraction, the uninterested person feels so sorry for the unattractive pursuer that they agree to kiss.

This happens because either (a) they don't think the dweeb can take anymore rejection, or (b) they think it might pump up the poor sap's self-esteem.

Steph: I saw you kissing Lou last night. Are you seriously into him?

Michelle: I feel bad the poor troll has such a high school crush on me. It was a total pity makeout.

by ilostcountat52 September 10, 2009

Pity Like

Looking at the newsfeed on Facebook and coming accross a status update where the writer is welcoming likes or comments but no-one does. Therefore 'liking' the status, not because you actually like it but more that you sympathise with its creator.

Penelope: "Dude, did you see Karen's last status update on Facebook...?"

Patty: "Yeah it was not funny at all, what was she thinking?"

Penelope "I have no idea, I felt so bad for her though so I pity liked"

by HelloSweetheart December 16, 2011

pity fuck

when a girl fucks you out of shere pity...awwww

suprisingly, most guys are not very upset when they find out it was a pity fuck, i mean they still got a piece of ass

by Mike Perugini December 7, 2006

Pity Oreo

The one Oreo you give away to someone so you don't feel self remorse for eating the whole box.

Sean: Dude, did you just eat that whole box of Oreos?
Jared: Nah man, I gave you a pity Oreo!

by Letithappen May 21, 2013

pity upvote

The action of up-voting a thread on reddit that is performing poorly out of pity.

"I wasn't going to upvote this thread, but I noticed it hardly has any upvotes, so I threw it a pity upvote".

by Dildo Commander November 20, 2015

pity invite

An invitation given to someone only out of sympathy or pity. Usually given right before an event, so the other person is very unlikely to attend.

When Daryl gave us that last-minute pity invite to tonight's party, we knew he didn't want us there.

by tcornsimp January 14, 2008

pity sex

When girls have sex with guys because they feel bad for them.

Taras only banging Jack becuase his dad just died.

by Sandra Loon September 16, 2005