Schmitzel pistol 

A person who sneezes without their shirt on… while having a boner.

While enjoying sexy time, I schmitzel pistoled and had to immediately put my shirt back on.

Schmitzel pistol by Schmitzelpistol December 10, 2022

Firing off the skin pistol 

1. To masturbate vigorously. Always associated with males.

2. To procrastinate.

1. ...Then suddenly he dropped his pants and immediately started firing off the ol' skin pistol. Fucking disgusting wanker.

2. Do you really think she is going to introduce you to her parents, or are you just firing off the skin pistol?

Firing off the skin pistol by zachary_MIDWE$T April 20, 2009

snub nose pistol

referring to a situation where a man is insufficient in the penile region. aka - he has a small dick. his unit looks like a snub nosed pistol, large nuts, with a small barrel.

TOOONNNYYYYYY is packin a snub nosed pistol. he likes to pump, but has problems, it falls out a lot.

snub nose pistol by dawg nuts May 13, 2005

Shrimp Pistol 

1. An obscenely and unnecessarily small penis.
2. Chris' penis

-Is it even possible to have renal sex with an opossum?
-I don't know about you guys, but i have a shrimp pistol

Shrimp Pistol by The Jents April 4, 2009

Smoking Pistol 

The act of taking a drag off a ciarette, holding the smoke, then shotgunning a beer then exhaling the smoke afterwards.

Drunken voice mail message: Dude I just invented the craziest thing you like you know smoking yeah so yeah you take a drag then you shotgun yeah then after you blow out the smoke I call it the smoking pistol.

Next message: yeah so im kinda mad cause right after i invented it i went on the internet and apparently its already been invented as the "smoking gun" but I dont care I'm still putting it on urbandictionary.com as my own.

Last message: welp its on urbandictionary.com now and im the first smoking gun is now mine i mean smoking pistol oh son of a bi..

Smoking Pistol by shouldiusemyrealname? October 13, 2007

sex pistol 

A small white British man who has short man syndrome due to lack of sex. He walks round all day with a "loaded gun" unable to shoot it, he instead takes his anger out on society. A sex pistol often has poor dental hygeine.

A sex pistol came into the store today and lost the plot because we had run out of "reader's wives" magazines.

sex pistol by blair January 16, 2005

starting pistol 

The thing that noobs aren't good enough to use and what makes people rage

Fuck my life that starting pistol

starting pistol by Nzgamimg123 November 14, 2016