pittlefarting

wasting time

hay bob qiut pittlefarting around

by Dustin Dakota Smith December 22, 2008

pittles

Another name for the axillae (armpits).

{John}: Hey Marcus, look at that dude coming out of the bar! He's got these huge, dinner plate-size salt-encrustulated wet puddles in his pittles!

{Marcus}: Ewww yuck! Hasn't that asshaberdasher ever heard of Mitchum?!?

by Telephony July 16, 2014

Pisslefritz

General exclamation of disdain.

Uh pisslefritz, the damn monkey stole my pot pie again.

by Julie Wahlert November 18, 2004

Pissleshits

A term used for when you go on your self

I couldn't hold it in the car and I went pissleshits all over the seat

by AmyTheM3talhead May 14, 2009

pintled

to be in the state of total wastedness. its a popular term in the shetland isles, possible original dialect. mostly used in a non offensive manner.

"you should've seen the state of him, he was absolutely pintled"!

by buffy irvine October 23, 2010

Pistening

To take a piss while simultaneously listening to someone or something.

I'm really sorry i have to use the toilet but go ahead and keep talking, i'm pistening.

by nochumplovesucker October 10, 2011

Dos Pistoles

A rogue group of bad ass mother fuckers raining havoc and good times on the river city and various other locations.

Person 1: Did you hear about that gang jay walking around Richmond?

Person 2: Yeah, that was Dos Pistoles, they're always up to no good.

Where did all the alcohol go? God damn it, Dos Pistoles Strikes again!

Why did that guy just chug my drink and jump off the bar stool screaming Dos?

by Dos! October 27, 2010