Pisser

Slang for a penis

Hold on, I have to drain my pisser before we leave!

by Mercutiothephantom December 16, 2017

pisser

Slang term for a cat, especially one who sprays cat piss inside.

Person 1: Man it stinks of cat piss in here.
Person 2: Yeah the cat is a real pisser. It was locked inside today and must have pissed somewhere.

by Trouser Minnow April 28, 2008

Pissers

Tiny flaps around the hole a woman pisses from

"dave just shagged that tasty bird you were after"."Are you pulling my pissers"

by DR RYAN May 18, 2008

pisser

Shorting for "piss over it" meaning its easy

"that jobs a pisser"

by Alucart July 29, 2004

Pisser

A type of insturment used to smoke marajuana or hashish.

Guy 1: "This pisser hits PHAT yo!"
Guy 2: "Thanks hommes!"

by Mi||eR June 17, 2004

pisser

A urinal that when used, splashes your urine back on you.

That pisser got me wet!

by < October 1, 2003

The Struggle Pisser

Usually a senior citizen who struggles vehemently to expel a few drops of urine due to his inflamed prostate. The struggle pisser exerts so much energy that it causes perspiration and appears as if the person has just engaged in a marathon. so exasberated by the activity, the struggle pisser needs to lean against the wall to regain composure. It is not uncommon for the struggle pisser to flatulate as a result of the force required.

Bill: "Howie! Are you having a heart attack or giving birth to a 5 year old? You are beat red!!!"

Howie: "Nah, my prostate is inflamed and I had to force out my pee."

Bill: "WOW! You really are The Struggle Pisser!"

by Jmpjvewal March 18, 2008